Kickin' it up a Notch...Bush Style!

When I hear the word pirate, as most people, I envision a swarthy looking guy with bad teeth, an eye patch and a wooden leg. I don't think of Somali's with machine guns and rocket launchers. So it sounds funny to me to hear that the US Navy is fighting pirates. It brings to mind duals on the wooden plank and cannon fodder. Giant wooden barrels of rum, and singing sea shanties.

Go get em "Dubya!"

President Bush is taking his "war on piracy" very seriously. He plans on taking on vikings next!!! Troops are headed for Iceland as we speak.

"Let this be a warning to Captain Jack Sparrow and Capn' Crunch!"

-President Bush 10-30-2007-