Celebrity Jail Club

With jail time looking like a certainty for Paris Hilton, I think VH1 should jump in on this opportunity and start a new reality show where hot, young celebs spend a month behind bars. As far as Im concerned Britney, Lindsay, the Olson Twins and Nicole Richie should all behind bars anyway, so why not let them entertain America while doing hard time. And just to make things interesting, they should find away to make Cameron Manheim a part of the show as well. Make her a celebrity correctional officer. Then have people like Heidi Fleis, Amy Fischer and Tanya Harding act as counselors since they have spent time behind bars for real. And maybe Mrs. Garrett (if she's still alive). Mrs. Garrett straightened out Joe and Tootie, she can straighten out Britney.

And if you think my idea is crazy, just imagine this...Paris, Lindsay and Britney in a three way shower cat fight!!! RAAAAAAAHHHHWWWW!!! Need I say more. Of course Nicole Richie and the Olson twins are so skinny they run the risk of being sucked down the drain.

And they should have someone like Dakota Fanning on the show as the sort of scared straight person. She is still young and impressionable and I fear that without being scared straight, 5 years from now we're gonna have another Lindsay Lohan on our hands.