Happy Hump Day!!!

Kid Rock and Pam Anderson got married like 4 times. Does that mean they have to get divorced 4 times?
I was shocked it didn't work out between them. They seem like such a down to earth, level headed couple.
Color me surprised!

I did not do any shopping on African American friday.

David Letterman had a great joke the other night. He said in the middle east they refer to Dick Cheney as
Lawrence of Arhythmia.

The other day Diane Sawyer had Kate Winslet on Good Morning America. Diane introduced a clip of a
young Kate, doing a cereal commercial. As soon as Diane mentioned the cereal ad, Kate gets this
perplexed look on her face. They roll the clip, and it was indeed a commercial with a young girl eating
cereal, but accoring to Kate, it wasn't her in the commercial. Woops!

Monday Night Football was awesome this week. There's nothing more exciting that football in the middle of a snow storm.
Especially when you are decorating your Christmas tree as it's snowing during MNF.

Have you eaten a pear lately? Seriously. They're delicious.

Those new Burger King XBOX games look like a lot of fun.

Last night I woke up at about 3:00 AM and I was half in bed and partially laying on top of my nightstand. Not sure what happened there.

The finale of Prison Break was intense!

A little bit of Baileys in egg nog is awesome.

I like getting 30+ miles per gallon instead of 17.

My sisters new house in Maryland is shaping up nicely.

Putting up Christmas decorations when it's dark outside is not a good idea.

I'm so addicted to the 365 days group on Flickr. Seeing people from around the country and world is pretty cool. I don't know if I'm make all 365 days,
but I'll try.

Cyber Monday is great!

Mickey Mouse in the Kraus House

I had a great moment last night. Rachel and I were decorating the Christmas tree. Rachel has this Mickey Mouse ornament (I know, hard to believe), where Mickey is on
skis. When we got to the bottom of the ornament box, we noticed there was a green ski laying loose at the bottom. Turns out it came from Mickey. So I went upstairs and got out the crazy glue and tried to reattach the ski to Mickey's foot. Well I guess I applied to much pressure, because Mickey's foot then fell off. When I tried to reattach the foot, the other ski broke off. So I went back downstairs, and looked liked a guilty child according to Rachel. I broke the news to her, and she actually took it better than I expected.

On a hunch I decided to check ebay to see if I could find a replacement ornament. So I type in "skiing Mickey ornament" and click search. And believe it or not, I found the exact ornament for $4.00!!! YES!!! Score!!! Thank you Ebay. Now I can take the broken Mickey ornament and sell it on Ebay as "amputee Mickey".

Stuffing

Stuffing
Originally uploaded by squilky.

I was in charge of the stuffing this year. I went with a nice cornbread stuffing this time around. It turned out pretty well. As I was putting the final touches on this masterpiece of the mouth, I snapped a couple of pictures of me and of course...the stuffing. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. More stuffing anyone...

Santa Hat 2

Wearing a Yankees santa hat that my Godson Dylan gave to me last Christmas. Ho Ho Ho, maybe santa will bring the Yankees a nice free agent pitcher this year!!!

What's that smell????

Oh it's just Courtney Love. Ewww what a skank!

A few thoughts...

The new Rockstar Supernova CD drops today, along with the Kiss Alive Box set. Sweet!!!

Wow, what's up with Michael Richards? I heard about it on the radio and thought that they were exagerating
about how bad it was. Geesh. That was just a complete breakdown. I find it funny that a lot of the news
channels kept referring to the incident as "Kramer's meltdown".

Please start referring to me by my rap name...Squilky G

Michael Richards appology on Letterman was sad and a bit creepy. Man he looks old.

I was sad to see Soriano go to the Cubs. I wish him luck, but really would have liked to see him in pinstripes
at 3rd base.

Wow the Giants looked bad last night. Im starting to think that I was right when I initially said that the Giants
should have kept Phillip Rivers. Me being right when predicting sports is a very rare occurance.

I hope Derek Jeter wins the MVP award today, but wouldn't be surprised if he didn't win it.

I'm beginning to lose my patience with Don and Mike

Check your area for Angel Trees. Help out the Salvation Army and a child in need. For most of these kids,
it's the only gifts they will get this year. So give up your morning late for a couple weeks and help out a kid.
Just imagine when you were a kid if you woke up on Christmas morning and had no presents to open.

Bam

Bam
Originally uploaded by squilky.

If I ever come out with a hardcore rap cd, this will be the cover art. Squilky in da hizzy....fo shizzy!!

Inspired by Bam Margera. I wish I had an uncle named Don Vito.

maniac with an ipod

maniac with an ipod
Originally uploaded by squilky.

I call this one "Maniac with an ipod". I was listened to wolfmother, and decided to 'rock out'. Camera flash to the left of camera bounced into photo umbrella. Awwwww yeah!!! I desaturated this one a bit in Photoshop and added a hard light layer to give it more a grunge feel.

David Letterman's Angry Audience Guy

This is why David Letterman has the greatest late night talk show EVER!

Jack Black's song for Stone Phillips

I've heard the audio of this on the radio, but never saw the actual video. Wow this is funny. And it appears Jack Black has a black eye. More than meets the eye?

shockey

shockey
Originally uploaded by squilky.

Borat - Dinner Prayer - Deleted Movie Scene

I'm not sure why this was deleted from the film. I was crying I laughed so hard.

Sunglasses

sunglasses
Originally uploaded by squilky.

It's been weeks since I posted a photo a day, so I decided to try top get back in the swing of things. EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!!

It's hip to be square (Dr. Hibbard laugh)

I saw a website with some photos of the new drivers to be released in early 2007 by Callaway and Nike. I love the name of the new Nike driver. It's called the Nike Sumo 2. It has the same yellow and black coloring of the Sasquatch but it's now a square design. Callaway did the same thing. I'm not sure what benefit a square headed golf club will have, but Im willing to take a shot on one. I won't get the actual Nike driver, but I've seen they already have clones in the works. I think it looks pretty cool.

Maybe he's too old to rock?

Rock Star Supernova bassist Jason Newsted has suffered a major shoulder injury and will be out of commission for up to nine months, according to a spokesperson. Newsted will require immediate surgery after tearing his left bicep and rotator cuff while trying to catch a bass that had fallen off an amplifier.

I'll take the rapist for $200, Trebek

This is funny on so many levels...

Paging Dr. Howser...

Neil Patrick Howser....GAY


I know his real last name is Harris, but I think Howser sounds funnier. This came as a bit of a surprise to me. Of all the child actors of the 80's, I would have guessed Fred Savage to grow up gay.

So for those of you keeping "score"

Lance Bass....Gay
Lance Armstrong...Not Gay

Neil Patrick Howser... Gay
Niel ...Not Gay

Rosie Grier...Not Gay
Rosie O'Donnell...Gay

Mike Piazza...Gay
Mike Ditka...Not Gay

Andy Dick...Sometimes Gay
Dick Van Dyke...Not Gay

Sam "the butcher"...Not Gay
Mike Brady...Gay

Lemony Snickets?

Yesterday was a pretty good day. The weekend in general was pretty damn good. Until about 10:30 Sunday night. I come upstairs and Rachel asks me to grab a couple of rolls of toilet paper out of the guest bathroom. I grab the tp, put one of the rolls on the dispenser and put two more in the little wooden cabinet above the toilet. I turn the shower on, take out my contacts and walk over to grab my towel and WHAM!!!! I slam my head into the corner of the cabinet door. I guess the little magnet didn't catch when I closed the cabinet door. Man that hurt. Ya know how on cartoons the characters see stars. Well I literally saw stars. So Im walking around cursing, holding my head. Rachel hears the thud, and comes in to see if Im ok. "Are you ok" "What happened" "What's wrong?" she starts bombarding me with questions. At that point I didn't feel much like talking, so I snapped at her "I'll be ok, just go away". When my head cleared I felt terrible for snapping at her. But the combination of the pain, and being slightly disoriented, made my temper flare up.

So I say Im sorry, and get all that squared away. I go back into the bathroom, turn off the shower, grab my book and sit down on the toilet. That all went ok, until I flushed the toilet. The toilet backs up and water spills over onto the floor. So Im running down stairs to get a plunger and the mop. I finally get the clog cleared up and the water mopped up. I take my shower and go to bed. I fall asleep, and about 12:30 my cell phone rings. I answer it, I assume it was the wrong number. They were yelling something at me in a language I didn't understand. After saying "NO!" to them about 20 times, they finally got the hint and hung up.

I put my cell phone down, roll over and fall back to sleep. 1:00AM my cell phone rings again. This time it was someone from work calling. Now Im livid. 1) Im not oncall 2) When they told me what they were calling about, it was so dumb, I couldn't believe they couldn't figure it out on their own.

At that point my blood pressure was sky high, so I went downstairs to calm down a bit. I played a spirited game of Sid Meirs Railroads, and eventually fell asleep on the couch.

Now Im left to wonder...WWBD (what would Borat do). I figured he would blame everything on the Jews. That's a given. So I then asked myself "what would Borat do to make himself feel better?" So in true Borat style, I went to the Hummer dealership. But I couldn't afford a Hummer, so I ended up buying a used iced cream truck. I successfully ran over 5 gypsies on my way into work!!! I feel so much better now!

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