Why the Redskins Suck...

Everyone is saying (at least in the DC area), that the Redskins are going to the Super Bowl this year. Well I saw this picture of Full Back/Tight End Chris Cooley at training camp, and this is exactly why the Redskins will not win the Super Bowl. How do you expect to win when your tough as nails FB/TE shaves his legs and wears short shorts? Notice how the other players behind him are wearing shorts down to their calves. That is the proper length for grown men. Hell, I dont think the Redskins cheerleaders wear shorts as short as Chris Cooley.