Summer Movies...and nipples

I watched a show last night about all the movies coming out this summer. None of them really jumped out at me other than the DaVinci Code which should be awesome. But then they started talking about some of the comedies coming out and the trailer for the Talledega Nights looks hysterical. Hopefully they didnt cram all the good parts into the trailer. Even the poster looks funny. Will drives the Wonder Bread car and ironically his characters name Bobby Ricky makes up like 40% of Bel Biv Devoe.

I heard on the radio that David Spade is dating Heathew Locklear. WTF? This has got to be a sign of the apocolypse. Oh and Richie Sambora, you are the dumbest man on the planet. You were married to Heather Locklear. A woman who's been hot and will continue to be hot till she's 90. And you cheat on her? How can you possibly trade up from Heather Locklear? I mean come on, it's Heather Locklear!!! Oh and hey, David Spade, quick asking what's in my wallet and tell me what your secret is.



Oh and finally, I admire Hillary Swank. But I admit, she's not my favorite Hillary. And no I don't mean Clinton. I don't know who designs her clothes, but I applaud who ever that gay man is. Bravo!!!! See even gay men love boobies! I encourage every woman in American, except my mom, sisters and nieces to buy one of these shirts immediately!