Celebrity News
I use the term celebrity very losely here, but I thought this was funny...
Hank Williams Jr was recently arrested for assaulting a waitress. Apparantly he grabbed the waitress, put her in a headlock and screamed "Im Hank Williams, bitch!". I couldnt help but remember when Chris Farley used to do a Hank impression on SNL. I can also see why HW Jr. wears the sunglasses all the time. He's rather dimwhitted looking with them off. I hope this doesnt prevent him from singing those great opening songs for Monday Night Football. It takes a skilled man to be able to rhyme words like Steelers and Packers.
The 2nd bit of news is regarding "The Gambler". Rachel was watching American Idol the other night and they had Kenny Rogers on as a celebrity consultant for the competitors on the show. Man does he look odd. He doesn't even look like the same person. I think he's had a little too much plastic surgery. He looks very soft and almost womanly now. Or perhaps he had testicular cancer like Meatloaf in Fight Club and the lack of testosterone has made him soft. I didnt get a good look at his body, but there were no noticble man boobs.
Hank Williams Jr was recently arrested for assaulting a waitress. Apparantly he grabbed the waitress, put her in a headlock and screamed "Im Hank Williams, bitch!". I couldnt help but remember when Chris Farley used to do a Hank impression on SNL. I can also see why HW Jr. wears the sunglasses all the time. He's rather dimwhitted looking with them off. I hope this doesnt prevent him from singing those great opening songs for Monday Night Football. It takes a skilled man to be able to rhyme words like Steelers and Packers.
The 2nd bit of news is regarding "The Gambler". Rachel was watching American Idol the other night and they had Kenny Rogers on as a celebrity consultant for the competitors on the show. Man does he look odd. He doesn't even look like the same person. I think he's had a little too much plastic surgery. He looks very soft and almost womanly now. Or perhaps he had testicular cancer like Meatloaf in Fight Club and the lack of testosterone has made him soft. I didnt get a good look at his body, but there were no noticble man boobs.
5 Comments:
You know that is the one thing wrong with America that a person can't grab someone put them in a headlock and scream I am so and so and call them a bitch. Tsk tsk. Poor Hank Williams Jr.
And Kenny Rogers looks terrible. I want the Kenny back from the 80's especially the Kenny with the chicken restaurant. Mmm roasters.
Yes, I prefer the Kenny Rogers of the 80's as well. When he would give off the impression that he was nailing Dolly Parton.
Dolly was and is nailing everyone. She has an open marriage. Supposedly.
Are you sure that someoen didn't buy the liscening rights to call himself Kenny Rogers because that is not the same guy.
Dolly looks good for 60.
yeah, its freaky. It looks nothing like him. Maybe there was a deep fryer accident while he was roasting those delicious chickens of him.
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