Out of Context Moments...

I'm looking into getting an Apple laptop, and I asked Mike V about his the other day. He asked me which one I was looking at getting and I said the 14 inch iBook. Then I went on to say something like "they make a 12 inch and a 14 inch, for the extra money I think I'll go with the 14" because those extra 2 inches can really make a difference". To which Mike replied wow, that sounds really bad if taken out of context. This reminded me of a funny out of context moment overheard on the elevator the other day.

They had free cake for us at work so, me, the guy I share an office with and our boss went out to the hallway to take the elevator. We step into the elevator and there are two guys in the elevator. They were in the middle of a conversation, but the first thing I heard them say when I stepped in was "we have to figure out what that big black thing does". I kind of laughed to myself, but then I looked to my right and my boss is bright red, holding back a laugh. We get out of the elevator and both of us started cracking up. The two of us, being the perverts we are both envisioned them talking about a monster black dildo.