Moron Alert...
Pardon me while I climb up on my soap box...
I've been hearing alot about these upside down Christmas trees. It's bad enough Christmas has become totally commercialized and stores start selling Christmas stuff around Labor Day, but this has gone too far. Im all about a traditional Christmas. A green Christmas tree, with colored lights and ornaments, red and white stockings, reindeer, snowmen, and all that good stuff. It drives me nuts when people put up white and silver Christmas trees with blue lights. Thats bad enough. But now hanging Christmas trees from the ceiling?
1st of all, this is gonna piss off and confuse Santa. He's not gonna know where to put the gifts.
2nd it almost seems sacraligious. Like hanging an upside down cross.
3rd If I were to walk into someones house and they had one of these trees, I would point and laught at them, then walk out. If I had a kid and they went over to play with a friend and they had an upside down Christmas tree, I wouldnt let them play over there anymore. And I would probably light the tree on fire. And then piss on it. Maybe even drop a deuce on it if I had been drinking egg nog.
If you know someone who is considering purchasing one of them, tell them they are trying way too hard to be cool and different. And if they really want to waste $500, give it to charity or better you, give it to you. Then slap them and make them thank you for enlightening them.
I've been hearing alot about these upside down Christmas trees. It's bad enough Christmas has become totally commercialized and stores start selling Christmas stuff around Labor Day, but this has gone too far. Im all about a traditional Christmas. A green Christmas tree, with colored lights and ornaments, red and white stockings, reindeer, snowmen, and all that good stuff. It drives me nuts when people put up white and silver Christmas trees with blue lights. Thats bad enough. But now hanging Christmas trees from the ceiling?
1st of all, this is gonna piss off and confuse Santa. He's not gonna know where to put the gifts.
2nd it almost seems sacraligious. Like hanging an upside down cross.
3rd If I were to walk into someones house and they had one of these trees, I would point and laught at them, then walk out. If I had a kid and they went over to play with a friend and they had an upside down Christmas tree, I wouldnt let them play over there anymore. And I would probably light the tree on fire. And then piss on it. Maybe even drop a deuce on it if I had been drinking egg nog.
If you know someone who is considering purchasing one of them, tell them they are trying way too hard to be cool and different. And if they really want to waste $500, give it to charity or better you, give it to you. Then slap them and make them thank you for enlightening them.
3 Comments:
That seems retarted ...how does it even go on the ceiling?
Actually Dave, one of the selling points is that there is more room for presents. Since the fat part of the tree that is usually on the bottom close to the ground is now up by the ceiling. You have all that extra space under the tree. So not only do you have to pay $500 for a retarded tree, you also have to buy extra presents for people. Think about it Dave, a lifesize R2D2 would fit perfectly under the retarded tree :-)
Niel, I think they sell mounting kits. Or I've seen them with bases where the point of the tree goes into the base instead of the trunk of the tree
We hadn't heard of the tree until you mentioned it. I thought I would have. We goggled them and they are sooo scary.
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