Ken, pack your bags...
I heard this morning that supposidly Ken Jennings will finally lose this week on Jeopardy. It may be coming a few days late, but Im very thankfull that he is finally going home. Im tired of seeing his goofy assed smile. I think he should imediatly be taken a to a research facility and disected to see what makes him tick. No man should know that much infromation. I've known people who are very knowledgable about sports, history, science, but I've never seen anyone who knows as much about Shakespear and Biology as he does pop culture and astronomy. It's just amazing. I was fascinated by him when he won his first million, but after that I just lost interest. Jeopardy used to be one of my favorite game shows. I watched maybe 4 times since the new season began and mostly during the teen and college weeks because I can actually answer those questions. So farewell you freak. See you at the tournament of champions (where Im lucky to answer 2 questions right).
Like so many other holidays , Thanksgiving has really departed from it's original intent. I don't know what pecan pie and deviled eggs have to do with giving thanks, but they sure are deliscious. But a holiday all about eating, watching football and being lazy is alright with me. So American :-). Thanksgiving for me is all about the 3 F's. Food, Football and Fu...making love. They need a holiday where you wake up around noon, then play 8 hours of video games, listen to music and then go back to sleep. Oh wait, those are called personal days :-).
So friday I'm at Best Buy. A store which I like to call Squilky central. It's such a beautiful place. Everything is so brightly lit up inside. You can touch and play with stuff. The only thing Best Buy is missing is they need Hooter type girls serving beer and wings while you shop. So I'm over by the TV's and this woman who sorta sounds like Mrs. Constanza walks over and says to her husband (who looked like a taller Edward Asner) "Oooh I like this plasmo one over here". Plasmo? So I started wondering if she replaces other vowels as well. Like when she wants a snack for lunch does she eat a sendwhich? Or when she goes to buy produce does she buy pitatoes from Idaha? After they looked at the plasmO tv's, she went over to the DVD section and bough SHROK 2 starring Cemeron Deoz and Uddie Marphy. Then she put on a Santa suit and bellowed "HE HE HE Murry Christmas!" Geesh, plasmo! What I find scary is that someone like her who doesn't even know how to pronounce it correctly, can have enough money to afford a plasma tv!!!
Well I hope everyone had a relaxing, fun Thanksgiving. I enjoyed spending time with the family, and relaxing. Oh and in between the relaxing, eating and sleeping we managed to do some shopping and decorated the house too.
Like so many other holidays , Thanksgiving has really departed from it's original intent. I don't know what pecan pie and deviled eggs have to do with giving thanks, but they sure are deliscious. But a holiday all about eating, watching football and being lazy is alright with me. So American :-). Thanksgiving for me is all about the 3 F's. Food, Football and Fu...making love. They need a holiday where you wake up around noon, then play 8 hours of video games, listen to music and then go back to sleep. Oh wait, those are called personal days :-).
So friday I'm at Best Buy. A store which I like to call Squilky central. It's such a beautiful place. Everything is so brightly lit up inside. You can touch and play with stuff. The only thing Best Buy is missing is they need Hooter type girls serving beer and wings while you shop. So I'm over by the TV's and this woman who sorta sounds like Mrs. Constanza walks over and says to her husband (who looked like a taller Edward Asner) "Oooh I like this plasmo one over here". Plasmo? So I started wondering if she replaces other vowels as well. Like when she wants a snack for lunch does she eat a sendwhich? Or when she goes to buy produce does she buy pitatoes from Idaha? After they looked at the plasmO tv's, she went over to the DVD section and bough SHROK 2 starring Cemeron Deoz and Uddie Marphy. Then she put on a Santa suit and bellowed "HE HE HE Murry Christmas!" Geesh, plasmo! What I find scary is that someone like her who doesn't even know how to pronounce it correctly, can have enough money to afford a plasma tv!!!
Well I hope everyone had a relaxing, fun Thanksgiving. I enjoyed spending time with the family, and relaxing. Oh and in between the relaxing, eating and sleeping we managed to do some shopping and decorated the house too.
1 Comments:
im glad im not the only one who hate kennings too. the 5 day rule should be brought back.
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