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Squilky.com takes you to the hoaxy state of Florida...

Florida may brag about being the Sunshine State, but five other states actually catch more rays. Arizona is No. 1, with Yuma seeing an average of 242 clear sunny days. Apalachicola, the sunniest spot in Florida, sees 128. California, Nevada, New Mexico and Texas also bask in more sun, according to the National Weather Service.

Hmmm this kind of makes me wonder about what else Florida is lying about. Disney World, the happiest place on earth? Yeah, right. Im willing to bet one of the many brothels in Las Vegas is the happiest place on earth. And hey National Weather service, noone likes a tattle tale!!! Maybe you guys should spend less time snitching on Florida and more time get your weather forecasts correct.

Squilky.com takes you to Japan...

A Japanese teenager was forced by his teacher to write an apology in blood after dozing in the classroom, the school's principal said on Monday.
He said the boy was taken to the staff room of the school in Fukuoka City, southern Japan, after being caught asleep during a lesson. The 40-year-old male teacher handed the boy a box-cutter and paper and told him to write an apology in blood.
The teacher left the student, who then cut his finger and began to write an apology using his own blood.

We need more of that in this country. Maybe there wouldn't be so many slackers...

Squilky.com takes you to Germany...

Scientists have developed a serum to reduce methane gas in burping sheep, cows and other ruminants to combat global warming, a German magazine has reported.

This is the 1st step of the German dream of creating an uber race of sheep. The sheep given this serum have shown an encouraging 8 percent decrease in the amount of methane gas produced, while increasing their hatred of Jews by an amazing 200%.