In the News...

Former President Bush is planning to go ahead with an 80th birthday parachute jump this weekend following the week of mourning for former President Reagan.

Hmmm so we could have two presidential funerals in one week!

David Hasselhoff was arrested over the weekend on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol.

Do you think he tried to say that it wasn't his fault? That it was the crazy computer "Kit" that was driving his car all crazy.

Ok I'm sorry, but Im obsessed with catch phrases...We've all heard the expression "bees knees" to describe something that is reallys tylish or hip. You ever wonder why they settled on bees knees? Why not "the elephants elbows", or the "snakes sneakers", or the "kittens kimono"? Or what about the "monkeys eyebrows" and the "oysters earrings"?

I think I really like the last one!!!