Cicada Madness
Ok, the northern Virginia/Southern Maryland area has officially gone nuts. There are entire news segment being dedicated to cicadas. Bug "experts" are being interviewed for their insight and predictions about the cicadas. I think it's all being blown out of proportion. SO far I haven't seen a single cicada. Yet up in DC and parts of Maryland, they are reporting that people are waking up and finding their lawns and sidewalks littered with cicada shells. I'll keep my eyes peeled and my camera handy. Of course the invasion would have to begin as I am about to leave the country.
On my way into work today, they aired the "Howard Stern Miss Butaface 2004 Contest". It was pure genius. For those of you who don't know what a butaface is (shame on you), it's a girl who has a smoking hot body, but a not so great face. ie Sarah Jessica Parker and Adriana from the Sopranos. They had about 10 contestants come out one by one. They came out in a bikini with a bag on their heads. They were first rated 1-10, 10 being best for how goof their body was. Then after the judges (Howard, Robin, Artie, Fred, Baba Booey, Ralph and Rob Sneider), finished rating their body, the bag was removed. They were then graded for their faces. The faces were rated the opposite of the bodies. So if the girl had a hideous face, she would score high numbers. If she was attractive, she would score a low score. So theoretically the perfect butaface would score a 10 for her body, and a 10 for her hideous face for a total of 20.
Despite not being able to see the girls, they did a wonderful job explaining what the girls looked like. The show airs on E! sometime next week I believe. Ill have to Tivo that. Artie was quite drunk, so he didn't hold back. He described one contestant as looking like former Yankees 2nd baseman Willie Randolph and he described another as looking like Tony Soprano. They must have been lovely ladies :-).
The cicadas are coming... the cicadas are coming!!!!!
On my way into work today, they aired the "Howard Stern Miss Butaface 2004 Contest". It was pure genius. For those of you who don't know what a butaface is (shame on you), it's a girl who has a smoking hot body, but a not so great face. ie Sarah Jessica Parker and Adriana from the Sopranos. They had about 10 contestants come out one by one. They came out in a bikini with a bag on their heads. They were first rated 1-10, 10 being best for how goof their body was. Then after the judges (Howard, Robin, Artie, Fred, Baba Booey, Ralph and Rob Sneider), finished rating their body, the bag was removed. They were then graded for their faces. The faces were rated the opposite of the bodies. So if the girl had a hideous face, she would score high numbers. If she was attractive, she would score a low score. So theoretically the perfect butaface would score a 10 for her body, and a 10 for her hideous face for a total of 20.
Despite not being able to see the girls, they did a wonderful job explaining what the girls looked like. The show airs on E! sometime next week I believe. Ill have to Tivo that. Artie was quite drunk, so he didn't hold back. He described one contestant as looking like former Yankees 2nd baseman Willie Randolph and he described another as looking like Tony Soprano. They must have been lovely ladies :-).
The cicadas are coming... the cicadas are coming!!!!!
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