MY new catch phrase
The Deans Peanuts, has served me well. But I think it's time for a new catch phrase. So I've decided that my new catch phrase will be "It's deluxe, son". Now let me use the phrase in it's proper context in a conversation between Jo and Mo...
Jo: Hey Mo, that new MP3 player you got is awesome!
Mo: Hell yeah! It's deluxe, son!!
A local radio station (DC101) has a promotion called the Easter keg hunt. On Wednesday they took around 100 empty beer kegs and painted them pastel colors to resemble Easter eggs. Then they painted one full keg gold, which is referred to as the golden keg (how clever). Last night they began driving around hiding the eggs all around the northern Virginia, DC and southern Maryland area. On this mornings show, people were calling in as they found them. If you find one, you have to go down to Coyote Ugly tonight with the keg to claim your prize. So people had formed groups with names like "2 chicks, no dicks" and "Budwesier Bashers" and they spent the greater part of last night searching for these kegs. On my way into work, I was frantically scanning street corners, intersections and lawns looking for one of these kegs. From the corner of ones eye, a trash can can really resemble a keg. Unfortunately I take backroads to get to work, so I didn't find any. It seemed like most of the kegs were in more populated areas.
I was flipping through the channels last night and thought I saw Jesus playing center field for the Red Sox. It turned out to be Johnny Damon. Johnny is sporting this crazy, mountain beard and shoulder length hair. He looks like a Sasquatch. One more reason to hate the Red Sox.
Jo: Hey Mo, that new MP3 player you got is awesome!
Mo: Hell yeah! It's deluxe, son!!
A local radio station (DC101) has a promotion called the Easter keg hunt. On Wednesday they took around 100 empty beer kegs and painted them pastel colors to resemble Easter eggs. Then they painted one full keg gold, which is referred to as the golden keg (how clever). Last night they began driving around hiding the eggs all around the northern Virginia, DC and southern Maryland area. On this mornings show, people were calling in as they found them. If you find one, you have to go down to Coyote Ugly tonight with the keg to claim your prize. So people had formed groups with names like "2 chicks, no dicks" and "Budwesier Bashers" and they spent the greater part of last night searching for these kegs. On my way into work, I was frantically scanning street corners, intersections and lawns looking for one of these kegs. From the corner of ones eye, a trash can can really resemble a keg. Unfortunately I take backroads to get to work, so I didn't find any. It seemed like most of the kegs were in more populated areas.
I was flipping through the channels last night and thought I saw Jesus playing center field for the Red Sox. It turned out to be Johnny Damon. Johnny is sporting this crazy, mountain beard and shoulder length hair. He looks like a Sasquatch. One more reason to hate the Red Sox.
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