Golden Globes...

I actually sat down and watch the Golden Globes. It's snowing outside, so I said what the heck...

Here's a few of my observations

Sarah Ferguson looked like her eye makeup was applied by one of the members of the band KISS

Tyra Banks is freakishly tall

Charlize Theron is the 2nd most beautiful woman in the world. She could show up wearing sweat pants and a ripped t-shirt and still look stunning.

All the shows I like never win. (ie CSI, Monk, The Shield, 24)

If I ever go bald, I hope I look as cool as Ben Kingsley

Merly Streep and Renee Zelwiger are a little bit strange

Keanu Reeves seems to struggle stringing words together to form whole sentences

Many of TV’s leading women have very ordinary looking husbands

Al Pacino is da man, even though he seemed a little out of it.

Joan Rivers is freakishly small

I really want to see Big Fish

Tony Shalhoub was robbed!!

Marg Helgenberger is one happenin’ lady!

Johnny Depp needs to lose those nerdy glasses and that smokey the bear hat.

I love the fact that Jack Black can now show up at awards shows

Diane Keaton has a potty mouth

Jennifer Aniston has lovely “golden globes”