The return of a holiday time favorite...

The weather the past few weeks has been reminiscent of the type of weather you expect around labor day. There's a radio station down here who's been playing 24 hours of Christmas music for the past 2 weeks or so. When you're riding around in shorts, with the sunroof open and Jingle Bells is playing, something doesn't quite feel right. BuT I certainly wasn't complaining about 80 degrees weather in November. We played golf on Sunday and it was fantastic!!!

So this morning I walk outside to get into my car to come to work, and winters "nip" was definitely in the air. The temperature gauge on my car read that the outside temperature was 31 degrees when I left. Within seconds of being out in the cold, it sparked the return of a winter legend.... my rock hard man nipples.

So this holiday season when ol' Jack Frost is nipping at your nose, while you ride around looking at Christmas lights, when you stuff your face with turkey, stuffing and egg nog, remember just one thing. My rock hard man nipples!!!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good ROCK HARD MAN NIPPLES!!!

Jingle bells, jingle bells rock hard man nipples!!!!

Some Shout Outs to my Peeps...

Thanks to Jude, Ani, and Mike V for taking the time to check out my photo entry and posting comments. Ani even took out the time to register with Pbase so she could vote for my image. I believe the last day to submit new images is this sunday and then they tally the votes. I don't expect to finish that high up, but it was fun getting comments about my photo from complete strangers who liked it.

Then there is Niel. No comments. No voting. No nothing. And I know what his excuse will be. I can hear him saying "Well work has been really crazy, and then I went camping". I would accept that as an acceptable answer if it wasn't for the fact that he had time to find sites that feature futuristic paintings of Cher and grown men dressed as action figures.

Mike V, thanks for the comments from my earlier posts. I posted replies a little while ago. Sorry about the confusion with the missing link off of squilky.com.

This may be the last posting till next week since I will be up in NY for turkey day. And I will hopefully get my revenge on Niel on friday when we play XBOX. Victory will be mine!!!!

Gay People on Classic TV

Vote for Me

if you get a chance, please take a look at my photo submission on Pbase located here:
http://www.pbase.com/image/23464201

It's my first submission, so I don't think it quite stacks up to some of the other, more experience photographers, but I'm new to this. There is no prize money or anything like that at stake.

It's sometimes very hard thinking of new photo ideas, I hope these contests each month will help spark my creativity.

Not 100% sure how the contest works. I'm not sure if everyone can vote, or if only those who submitted a photo can vote. If you like my photo, and it allows you to do so, I would appreciate if you would vote for me.

Interesting...

I recently started using Blogpatrol, to keep track of my Blog traffic. One of the interesting things it shows you is how people find your site. The two top search engine results for my blog were people looking for Pedro Matrinez pictures and information about peronies disease. So I think I'm going to start putting buzz words in my blog in a cheap attempt to boost up my site access. Obviously the Pedro Matrinez stuff came from when I was talking about how he threw Don Zimmer to the ground during the ALCS. And the pernonies disease stemmed from the guy on Howard Stern.


So here's to driving up viewership....

Paris Hilton, XXX, Michael Jackson, Osama, Yankees, lesbians, cock, anal, CSI, pimps, money, golf, club making and of course the deans peanuts.

That should be enough for now....

Oh the comedy....

Stemming from the new allegations against Michael Jackson, I'd like to share with the faithful readers of my blog, some riddles. Feel free to use them during your next holiday get together...

Q: What's black and cums in a 10 year old can?
A: Michael Jackson

Q: Why was Michael Jackson asked to leave the boy scouts?
A: He was up to a pack a day.

Enjoy!!!!

TEST

This is a test of my new format

Random Thought of the Day

I saw this commercial the other night and got to thinking... The commercial starts out by saying "Doctors recommend getting your heart rate up 30 minutes a day". Then they show a guy zipping around in a luxury sports car. I think it was either an Acura or BMW. So then I got to thinking, what if you got your heart rate up by being scared? Like having someone hide in a closet inside your house and then just jumping out at you. Or having someone set off a pack of fire crackers while you were asleep. Those are probably good for 2-3 minutes of heart racing excitment. You would probably wind up being freaked out and paranoid, but no one said getting in shape would be easy. This is truely the lazy man's way of getting a cardiovascular work out. Looking for my infomercial early in 2004.

One of the coolest things about Elf (which I can't believe I forgot to mention) is that it features Andy Richter and Kyle Gas in several scenes. I thought it was kind of appropriate pairing the two together, since they were both part of a comedy duo and have seen their comedic partners (Conan Obrien and Jack Black) go on to great success while they struggle to keep their names out there. Neither Andy nor Kyle had any ground breaking scenes, but they are part of the scene where Will Farrell's character (Buddy the elf) mistakes a midget for an elf. This results in the midget running down the long conference room table and tackeling Buddy. I haven't seen a funnier midget fight since Kramer and Mickey fought on Seinfeld.

A few random thoughts...

I saw the greatest boxer shorts on a web page today. In really tiny letters it reads "If you're already this close, you might as well suck my dick".

A second pair of boxers read "Vegetarian? No problem. my cock is made of soy!"

A pair of panties for the ladies (or very flamboyant men) had 187 satisfied customers in the front, and 12 satisfied customers written on the back. hehe

They also had some cool baby bigs. One of them read "My daddy is hung like Ron Jeremy" and another read "Satan Loves Me". But I think my favorite one was the one that read "I can kick your babies ass!"

My second random thought involves a line that just killed me from the season premier of the Simpsons. Homer wrote a letter to the movie Die Hard. Not to Bruce Willis, or one of the other stars of the movie, he wrote the letter to the movie itself. It read...
"Dear Diehard,

You rock! Especially the part with that guy on the roof. P.S. Do you know Mad Maxx?"

I just found that amusing.

Rancid

I've been listening to the new Rancid CD a lot. It's their best work in a while. Life Wont Wait and Rancid 2000 were both pretty bad. When I saw they had a new CD out, I wasn't too excited thinking it would be like their last two CD's. Boy was I wrong, the new CD is simply amazing! It's got a lot of different sounds too. Some songs have a ragae/ska feel to them, others a rock sound, and a great number just straight out punk. I'm particularly fond of Red Hot Moon, Out of Control (the story of my life), Travis Bickle and Spirit of '87. Ahhh, 1987, what a year, a simpler time.

I'm not a big fan of the bass guitar, but Marty Friedman does a killer job of playing the bass on the new CD. The bass lines carry the whole song. SInce the whole CD sounds so great, it makes me think the guys in Rancid were doing some serious drugs during the recording and writing proess. Musicians always seem to do better work when they are stoned. Sad....but true. There are exceptions however like Aerosmith, but it's rare. More often then not, the drugs stop and do the creative juices.

Will Farrell + Elves =Funny!!!

Me and Mrs. went to see Elf on Friday night. The 8:00 showing was sold out, but luckily we got tickets for the 10:30 show. The movie is hysterical. I highly recommend it. There is one scene where Will Farrell gets run overby a cab, I damn near pissed my pants :-). I was surprised to see how many parents had their kids out past midnight to see the movie. Im not talking 10 year old kids either, I mean kids who were from 5 and 6 years old.

I think perhaps the days of wearing shorts are over for the year. It was nice while it lasted, but this morning it was a nipple poking 28 degrees. Just a few days ago it was 82 degrees. NUTTY!!!

I was listening to Howard Stern on the way in to work this morning and they had a guy on who had a condition known as Peronies (SP?) disease). It's basically a calcium deposit in your penis. The fix for this? Well you could live with it, and suffer through painful erections, and a severe curviture of the penis. OR you could have it surgically repaired. The catch with having it surgically repaired, you lose up to 2 inches of your penis length. OUCH!!!!

On that note, I'm gonna grab some lunch!

Eclipse

Here's what I was able to capture with my new camera... It was tough picking the moon up and focusing once the moon turned orange.

A sad holiday...

After Niel's comment about the Osama Menorah, I had this horrible image in my head....

It Hanukah time, the children are watching 8 Crazy Nights, the moms in the kitchen working on dinner, the dad is in his recliner reading the latest edition of Jewish Week (plug). The kids decide to play with their new dreidel. But what's different about this dreidel is that its the new "Yasir Arafat, super fun expoding dreidel"!

The kids give it a spin and sing "dreidel, dreidel, dredeil, I made you out of clay. Dreidel, Dreidel Dreidel " -BOOM-!!!!!

Happy Holidays everyone!!

Ok I'm gonna go get some lunch....

Hang a rapist from your Christmas Tree

Rachel and I were at Hallmark last night and we came across some Christimas decorations. They had the usual stuff like Snoopy, Scooby Doo, Rudolph, Santa etc, then we came across ones of Jason Giambi (which looked nothing like him) and of Kobe Bryant. There seemed to be a lot of the Kobe ornaments left. It could be that it's early in the season and people aren't thinking Christmas yet, or it could be that people don't want to hang figures of accused rapist/sexual assaulters from their holiday tree. Does anyone know where I can find an OJ Simpson tea light holder? Or a Scott Peterson stocking to hang over my fireplace?

With every Christmas card I write...

With the holiday season rapidly approaching I thought I would provide this public service announcment for readers of this blog...

Shenadoah Valley

Rachel and I took a trip to the Shenandoah Valley this weekend. I think I'm starting to get the hang of my new camera. Check out the pictures here...
Hopefully this Hyperlink works



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