Am I the next Rush?

So this morning I take Rachel to the oral surgery to have her tooth extracted. Metlife insurance won't let you get sodium penathol to go to sleep if they are extracting a single tooth. So Rachel had to sit there awake while they yanked her tooth from her mouth. Youch.

Well when all was said and done the tooth came out, she had a mouth packed with gauze and a prescription for Vicadin. She had a pretty high threshold for pain, so she said she probably won't need the Vicadin. Oh boy 16 Vicadin laying around the house. Isn't this how Jack Osbourne and Rush Limbaugh got started? If my postings on here are stranger than usual in the next few days, please throw together an intervention...