Hang a rapist from your Christmas Tree

Rachel and I were at Hallmark last night and we came across some Christimas decorations. They had the usual stuff like Snoopy, Scooby Doo, Rudolph, Santa etc, then we came across ones of Jason Giambi (which looked nothing like him) and of Kobe Bryant. There seemed to be a lot of the Kobe ornaments left. It could be that it's early in the season and people aren't thinking Christmas yet, or it could be that people don't want to hang figures of accused rapist/sexual assaulters from their holiday tree. Does anyone know where I can find an OJ Simpson tea light holder? Or a Scott Peterson stocking to hang over my fireplace?