A few random thoughts...

I saw the greatest boxer shorts on a web page today. In really tiny letters it reads "If you're already this close, you might as well suck my dick".

A second pair of boxers read "Vegetarian? No problem. my cock is made of soy!"

A pair of panties for the ladies (or very flamboyant men) had 187 satisfied customers in the front, and 12 satisfied customers written on the back. hehe

They also had some cool baby bigs. One of them read "My daddy is hung like Ron Jeremy" and another read "Satan Loves Me". But I think my favorite one was the one that read "I can kick your babies ass!"

My second random thought involves a line that just killed me from the season premier of the Simpsons. Homer wrote a letter to the movie Die Hard. Not to Bruce Willis, or one of the other stars of the movie, he wrote the letter to the movie itself. It read...
"Dear Diehard,

You rock! Especially the part with that guy on the roof. P.S. Do you know Mad Maxx?"

I just found that amusing.